| | I renounce my everlasting hatred toward Christmas. This Christmas has, by far, been the best Christmas ever. The day officially began at 9:45 when I arrived at a friend's house. My friend is an attorney from the job I had over the summer and we were waiting for another attorney to arrive. We began by drinking mimosa (I think?). It's champagne and orange juice. Anyway, a toast to another fucking Christmas. We drink.
Amazing breakfast.
Time to go to the movies. We stop at a store and buy vodka. (My friends are 29 and 31.) Two of us make screwdrivers in nalgenes (yeah, lots of oj). We see Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia. Again. Then, Memoirs of a Geisha. Bad movie. Not impressed. During that time, I sobered up... and got drunk again.
Three of us leave the movie theatre. Neither of them had movie hopped before. They enjoyed it. We drove around a lot looking for food. Went to a pub in GV Ranch Casino. Ordered a margarita. Didn't get carded. Found out a fool-proof way to get alcohol whenever I go out. Woo!
Got drunk again at the restaurant. We went to a party. Lots of DAs. And a cop. Definitely got trashed in front of a cop. AMAZING! Lost horribly at Trivial Pursuit. Watched a Catholic feed Jesus to a Jew. No joke! Watched Jesus roll across the table while hoorah-ing the touchdown. And I ate Peter and part of the Virgin Mary.
Now, I'm in my room, pretending to be sober. I read through this xanga entry like 40 times to check for spelling mistakes. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fucking drunk night!
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| | Posted 12/26/2005 2:00 AM - 19 Views - 6 eProps - 5 comments
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